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spongebobfreezeframes:
““Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!” ”

spongebobfreezeframes:

“Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!”

typecozey:

typecozey:

I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably

This is the one that kills me

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officialunitedstates:

me to the guy next to me at the opera: you know, if we slap our hands together instead of clapping alone, we can generate more applause

the guy: i dont want to tear my opera gloves

me to the guy on the other side of me: you know, if we

leaf-beard:
“ selki:
“My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe
I like it because: it is sofd
” ”

leaf-beard:

selki:

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe
I like it because: it is sofd

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worthikids:

MORPHEUS

destinymoonart:
“BUENOS DIAS SAMUS”

destinymoonart:

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

jonbutter:

what i think of when i listen to the clean version of thank u, next

spange by spange bot

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

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i tried my hand at recreating the iconic theme song (original post)

karnalesbian:

patriciavetinari:

images-that-are-only-cursed:

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That’s not a cursed image

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild